Joy Pursuer Pillows

'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Happiness

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Working from Om

"I see you decluttered."