Youth Pursuer Pillows

The face lift...

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Once more, with fury."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

When I make it, I like to see it.

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'Take ten years off the top.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."