Portrait Pursuers Pillows

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Once more, with fury."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Rembrandt's Selfies

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Mitch McConnell

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

CEO Incentives

Dr. Fassbinder vanishes into thin air after failing to prove his existence.

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"