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CEO Incentives

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

She required plenty of personal space.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Noise Pollution

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Once more, with fury."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'