Perk Seeker Pillows

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

"I'd leave this job, but I haven't found another company with a cotton candy machine."

"No, I don't see any reason why our deal should include a new sailboat for our interpreter."

'Why, there isn't even a company folder for 'Perks'!'

"I hear the company offers free massages."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Sauvignon Bonk

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'These are job perks.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

He likes to make work fun

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Too much monkey business...

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'