Passion Pursuer Pillows

"Once more, with fury."

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

She required plenty of personal space.

Noise Pollution

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Tango

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

...In a Relationship

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'