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"Once more, with fury."

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Noise Pollution

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Tango

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

...In a Relationship