Passion Seeker T-Shirts

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Sauvignon Bonk

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

Tango

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

The Salesman

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Thank you bubbles

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

Baker Romance

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'