Passion Seeker T-Shirts

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Sauvignon Bonk

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

Tango

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

The Salesman

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

Thank you bubbles

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"