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'Progress of a bookshelf'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than never to have loved chocolate at all...'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

No Shame. Please help.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

The Zoo.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Golfing Boss

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Sauvignon Bonk

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't spark joy."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Surprise!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Now here's a place I like!'