Pleasure Seeker T-Shirts

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than never to have loved chocolate at all...'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

The meaning of life? You're lookin at it.

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

No Shame. Please help.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Golfing Boss

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I didn't spark joy."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sauvignon Bonk

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pet a Puppy

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.