Fulfillment Seeker T-Shirts

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Sauvignon Bonk

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Go team!

Go! Means NOW!

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Upward Progress

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

The rope to success.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Win - win

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"