Fulfillment Seeker Pillows

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go team!

Sauvignon Bonk

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Go! Means NOW!

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Teamwork!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Upward Progress

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The rope to success.

Win - win

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."