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'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Butterfly Woman

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'A man who bowls can achieve anything.'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Teamwork!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

The Salesman

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

The rope to success.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Win - win

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Gloat

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'