Everyday Achievement Seeker T-Shirts

"I'm so proud! I successfully navigated the self-checkout lane with all these fruits and vegetables."

Butterfly Woman

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Go! Means NOW!

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The rope to success.

Win - win

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

Make your resolutions achievable.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."