Worldly Achievement Seeker T-Shirts

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Win - win

Caged Businessman

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

First Prize!

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"You used to be that ambitious."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.