Daily Achievement Enthusiast T-Shirts

Ribbons for Everyday Life: Cooked A Strange Vegetable, Ironed a Shirt, Remembered Her Name, Removed Rock From Shoe.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

GCSEs

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'Well, we made it.'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Champion.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Elf of the Month

"We have some architects in our colony."

Employee of the Month - male.

Ladder of Success (some assembly required).

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."

Graduate.

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'