Achievement Collector T-Shirts

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"Merit badges? And all this time I thought they were app icons."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Graduate.

"Have you ever thought about climbing the highest mountain?"

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

"Well, Timmy is a raven: they are always very smart! You being second is a great achievement!"

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

GCSEs

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Cat Show

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Win - win

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

High Five

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'