Achievement Acquirer T-Shirts

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

GCSEs

Win - win

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Well, we made it.'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Employee of the Month - male.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Champion.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"We have some architects in our colony."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'