Achievement Inscriber T-Shirts

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Win - win

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

High Five

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Well, we made it.'

Elf of the Month

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Employee of the Month - male.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Champion.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Graduate.

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'Have you been in long?'