Simple Pleasure Seeker T-Shirts

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Middle-Age Superheroes

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Surprise!"

The World's Easiest Airport

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Yours is adjustable?"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'