Simple Pleasure Seeker Gifts

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."