Simplicity Seeker Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Your solution is far too simple for a real expert..."

Ockham's razor

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

Keep it simple stupid!

Simpler Times

'No, I don't want a bag or cashback and I haven't got a car park voucher or a loyalty card. I just want to pay for the newspaper and get on with my life.'

'Jill knows how to keep it simple.'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Man with bags of money - "I enjoy the simple things."

'Quite a breakthrough! It's a phone that's just a phone.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'...if I have to get a job when I grow up, I guess I'll be a garbage man. You get to drive big trucks, throw things and you only work on Tuesdays.'

Keep it simple

William of Ockham

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

Less is less

'At least we don't need any troubleshooting pages!'

"Now that I have it all, I'd like to scale it back a bit."

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

"Ah, yes...the joys of simple living."

"And we thought you were a team player!"

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

A Minimalist Artist's Cartoon

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

'It's the latest thing - one flavor, no decisions.'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."