Simple Life Seeker Gifts

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

'Cast off your material things...live the simple life...that will be 200 bucks.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

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"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

That's It

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Keep it simple

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

Flower tribute

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

'Sigh... When did the world get so complicated?'