Meaning Of Life Seeker Gifts

That's It

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Try a danged head shot!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Tango

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

The men of your dreams

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …