Meaning Of Life Seeker Mugs

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Tango

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

The men of your dreams

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts