Life Goal Seekers Mugs

"When I grow up, I'd like to do something that makes a lot of money, where I won't be replaced by a computer, and that brings profound meaning to my life."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

That's It

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

"You'll never know if you can fly until you leap into the unknown."

Football

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Executive Elevator: Up Only

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."