Life Goal Seekers Mugs

"When I grow up, I'd like to do something that makes a lot of money, where I won't be replaced by a computer, and that brings profound meaning to my life."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

"You'll never know if you can fly until you leap into the unknown."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Football

Executive Elevator: Up Only

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."