Goal Seeker Mugs

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Soccer Match.

"I think next year things will really be different."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

"Son, I'd love to tell you I think you'll o far in life, but I'd be lying."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Shoot for the moon they said, and at least you will land among the stars. More like burn up on reentry."

Chasing Dreams

Goal!

Snail Logic

"I woke up one day and said to myself, 'Why do I keep chasing the bone?'."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"You're buggered."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

He tried kicking himself after missing the field goal but he missed again!

UNDERACHIEVERS' ANONYMOUS, 'Someday we'll rent a bigger place.'

No matter how hard he tried, Jimmy could never quite reach his dreams.

"I could have been a football pro but alas! My feet are too small!"

Football

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Butterfly Woman

2021

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

The Salesman

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,