Squad Goals Seeker Mugs

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

Muscles

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Bring me some more power.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

First past the post.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I win!'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

Glass Ceiling

A scarecrow goalie

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

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