Conquest Seeker Mugs

'We already have quite a few people who know how to divide, so essentially we're now looking for people who know how to conquer.'

Cling-On Dog

Homo Gamus

Gamers

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Bring me some more power.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

First past the post.

'I win!'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Robot about to eat a battery

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Best Pals

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

Control in the workplace.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'