"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"
Squad Goals Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift that highlights your squad’s unstoppable spirit? Our collection features playful and heartfelt items celebrating friendship and loyalty. Ideal for those who believe in the power of 'squad goals,' these products turn crew camaraderie into cherished keepsakes. Whether it's for a best friend, a group of close-knit pals, or your ultimate team, find something that speaks to your collective vibe.
Muscles
"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"
"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"
Bench Press Accident
"We're exclusively delts."
"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"
"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."
Exercise Bars
"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
'Bring me some more power.'
'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'
"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."
'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'
He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."
"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."
First past the post.
"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."
Health Nut with a 60-Pack
'I win!'
'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'
"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."
A scarecrow goalie
"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."
"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"
"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."
Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.
Glass Ceiling
'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'
Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'
Macho man body building club.
Squad Goals Seeker Gifts Collection
Squad Goals Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of squad goals mugs to find designs that perfectly capture your crew’s unique spirit and make every morning brighter.
Squad Goals Seeker Pillows
Add personality to your space with our cozy squad goals pillows—bring your crew’s spirit into your home with humor and heart.
Squad Goals Seeker Prints
Decorate your walls with inspiring squad goals prints that celebrate friendship, loyalty, and shared adventures—perfect for any space that loves a little fun.
Squad Goals Seeker T-Shirts
Discover our fun and expressive squad goals t-shirts, designed to showcase your friendship and make your group stand out in style.