Soccer Seeker Gifts

'Where is your sportive spirit?'

Football Fans

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

First Prize!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

A scarecrow goalie

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Arch of Triumph Save

Cow outboard engine

Football Skills

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

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