Soccer Seeker Prints

'Where is your sportive spirit?'

Football Fans

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

First Prize!

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Computer Controlled Car

A scarecrow goalie

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Fan-Centric Stadium

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Football Skills

Cow outboard engine

Arch of Triumph Save

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Slipstream

Pamplona 500