Goalie Aspirant Prints

A scarecrow goalie

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

The Puck Stops Here.

Penalty

Metaphors.