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A scarecrow goalie

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Penalty

Metaphors.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'