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"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Good Luck!

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Targets

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."