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'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'I lied because I really wanted this job.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Targets

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"My career was on the launching pad."

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

'Wow! CEO in just ten days! You ARE a quick study, Perkins!'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'I'm appointing myself Vice-President... I need the money.'

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."