Squad Goals Seeker Prints

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

Muscles

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Exercise Bars

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Bring me some more power.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

First past the post.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I win!'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

A scarecrow goalie

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Glass Ceiling

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.