Intelligent Life Seeker Gifts

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Hey, who's your friend?'

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Unguided imagery

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."