Intelligent Life Seeker Prints

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Hey, who's your friend?'

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Unguided imagery

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"It's just a tree."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'