Life Purpose Seeker Gifts

The Pursuit of Happiness

Sauvignon Bonk

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Tango

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

That's It

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

A Bug's Life Advice

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Football

Time = $. Time > $.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Months ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I think you should laugh, love, and go with the flow - and do that with gusto! Don't sweat the small stuff. Kiss all the girls. Boys or whichever you prefer, but remember to laugh. - Bob. Pervert! If we allow laughing, then we'll have to allow cackling. Maybe even guffawing. I refuse to go down

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

'Do you have any oranges?'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

He tried kicking himself after missing the field goal but he missed again!

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

"Remember, dogs go woof! Just as long as you can get enough petrol on them."

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."