Life Meaning Seeker Gifts

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

Career Progression Ladder

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Me when by BDD shows up

That's It

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

A Bug's Life Advice

Fitness Guru

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"Why are we here?"

Dalai Lama and Shimon Peres visits Norway

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Time = $. Time > $.

'The meaning of life? Well, that depends. Right now it's all about this yummy egg salad!'

Priest And Aliens

Time Passes...For Meaning.

Months ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I think you should laugh, love, and go with the flow - and do that with gusto! Don't sweat the small stuff. Kiss all the girls. Boys or whichever you prefer, but remember to laugh. - Bob. Pervert! If we allow laughing, then we'll have to allow cackling. Maybe even guffawing. I refuse to go down

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

The meaning of life...

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.