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The Pursuit of Happiness

Sauvignon Bonk

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Tango

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

A Bug's Life Advice

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Football

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"Remember, dogs go woof! Just as long as you can get enough petrol on them."

He tried kicking himself after missing the field goal but he missed again!

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."