Life Goal Seeker T-Shirts

'Well this is just great!. . . She was my life coach.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

That's It

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

"You'll never know if you can fly until you leap into the unknown."

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."