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Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"This can't be good."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Career Progression Ladder

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'