Simple Life Lover Gifts

Hillbilly.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

'Goopta took early retirement.'

What do you like most about presents?

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

"I like how you keep things simple."

'Cast off your material things...live the simple life...that will be 200 bucks.'

Glad we moved out of the City

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'What did we do before green tea?'

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Basic greeting cards.

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'