Simple Pleasures Lover Gifts

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Pea

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Golf escape.

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"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

What do you like most about presents?

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

Hillbilly.

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

Basic greeting cards.

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

Bread and Butter

'Okay. No one's looking.'