Simple Pleasures Admirer Gifts

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"They're comfortable."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I see you decluttered."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

What do you like most about presents?

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

Basic greeting cards.

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Hermit