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"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"They're comfortable."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

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Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"I see you decluttered."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

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'Goopta took early retirement.'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Basic greeting cards.

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou.