Simple Pleasures Seeker T-Shirts

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

I don't know why I love rainy days. I just do.

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

What do you like most about presents?

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"They're comfortable."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

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"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."