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Clancy: Simple Things

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"They're comfortable."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

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"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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"I see you decluttered."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

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'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

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"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

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