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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"They're comfortable."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

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Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Sleeping Chair.

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I see you decluttered."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

What do you like most about presents?

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'